There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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