Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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