So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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