I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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