Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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