in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if i died would you start the facebook group?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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