There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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