PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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