god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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