The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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