He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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