i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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