Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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