ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The beer is more important than you right now.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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