cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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