Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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