there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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