its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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