I'm going to jail i love you
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Sober January is a disaster.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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