also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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