Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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