This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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