he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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