i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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