Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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