I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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