I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ketchup is God's man juice
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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