Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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