susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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