Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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