I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He passed out mid-signature
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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