So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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