I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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