so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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