i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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