could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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