i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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