I don't think brook has ever known best
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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