thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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