im drinking this country out of the recession.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
