I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Come see our sink grown plant.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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