you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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