I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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