She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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