Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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