Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
