what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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