I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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