what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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