JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think people are normalizing furries
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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