i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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