i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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