we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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