carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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