You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Randomize
