I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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