As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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