Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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