My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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